I have a problem: I am obsessed with sweaters. My uniform is jeans, a white or black t-shirt, and some kind of a sweater. Everyday. I love it. Don't try to change me.
(Sidenote on jeans: when people say I need to not wear jeans, I actually have small panic attacks. I try to make a point of avoiding places that ban jeans. A girl can only take so much stress in her life, right?)
But I saw this sweater cape yesterday, and thought, "My oh my, that could look rather glamourous."
It did not. It was man repelling in all of the wrong ways.
Lucky for this world, I will not be wearing sweater capes anytime soon. I will be sticking with my sweaters.