1. Want this from here sooo badly.
2. We ran around the office today post-closing, abducted all of our "Team Meeting" monsters, and took pictures of them taped up and frightened before signing up for a fake MONSTERS email account and sending a company-wide email to alert people of their missing monsters (which are now under the G.M.'s desk). Complete with images, of course.
P.A.X. is featured here.
P.S. The general manager caught us and laughed but promised to play along. Yes. I get freaking DENTAL and MASSAGE and various other health benefits for pulling the occasional prank at the coolest job in the world.
3. Cold, cold, go away...