Thursday, April 30, 2009

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

The abs of Britney Spears -- 10 years ago, pre-KFed?

I did the 20-minute Turbo Jam (yes, I know) ab workout yesterday, after a beauty of a run with my running-walking buddy. And holy hell, every abdomen muscle is straining against the effort of moving today. I feel it in my back, my sides, my front -- all over. If you're looking for an ab workout, this might actually work, if you can avoid laughing at the super-happy people. But you know why they are super happy? Because their abs could rock yours off of this planet.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Sound Bytes

I've never been a huge fan of jewelry or the international penchant to get married and then get divorced, but this jewelry makes me want to (a) believe in myself and (b) drag myself to a civil ceremony where I can pledge myself -- to myself.

The All-In-One Card Stamp

I heard a story from a friend about a guy she used to date. It was pretty funny (for me, not for her) -- for a belated Valentine's Day card, he found an old Mother's Day card, scratched out the Mother's Day insignia, and wrote out "Happy Valentine's Day." I also heard a story about a man named Oedipus...anyway.

If I had met him (the ex), I might have directed him to the beauty below:

(My friend might have also found it useful to utilize the GO TO HELL portion.)